Larry’s Anecdotal Evidence
I had seen it
Fat crawling through pine needles
Where we’d cut a trail
With our dirt bikes
From the bluff
Over through the fire woods
To the big trail we took
Down to the neighbor’s carp pond.
I got the machete
From the cabinet
Under the sink.
Why Momma kept it
I’ll never know.
Never saw her get it out
Though Pop mightta known otherwise.
I carried it behind me
Across the seat
Wrapped in a kitchen towel.
The fat fucker was there waiting
Coiled next to an empty shine jug
Burton left
Against an oak stump.
I parked and stobbed the kickstand
While the copperhead circled
Through the leaves and storm scatter
Raising his head to strike.
He was beautiful
Perfect earth toned.
I halved him
With a clean stroke
The machete stuck in the black dirt.
The front half gushing blood like a hose
Struck at my ankle boot
And I lopped the head off.
I watched the severed head
The mouth opening and closing
Till I stomped it.
Then I wiped the machete off
Stood it in the dirt
And slung the towel
Out next to the shine jug.
I cranked my bike
And revved it
Till the expansion chamber rattled.
The day was sweet and raw.
I felt good, ready to ride.